Senator Paul Ryan, his sunglasses askew, swims in the arms of his political ally President Trump. They are taking time after the defeat of their health care bill. “Don and I need some ‘we time’,” Ryan said through a spokes bartender at an undisclosed location in the Bahamas.
“Their strength comes from love. That love, that unity, is what enables them to boldly lie to the American people while stealing from them in plain sight,” said Trump’s son Baron, who came along for the journey in an environment of refreshing openness and comfort with alternative families. “A little sun and fun, and my fathers’ will be back. I can tell the’yre happy when they are planning to destroy some core element of the New Deal, privacy, women’s rights, like that.”
FFN was happy to see that the millions of taxpayer dollars being spent on Baron Trump’s education in NYC is preparing him within a period of months to be joining the administration with his own office in the West Wing.
Although their failure to pass a repeal of the Affordable Care Act seemed to have greatly saddened the First Couple, they vowed to stage a love-in, if necessary, to deprive people of their rights. “My fathers are willing to go all John and Yoko on y’all, if that will convince you that we are progressive enough to destroy the health care system.” Baron Trump is considering joining the family business with his first “Baronmobile”, a high-cost ambulance with a low $25,000 deductible and a great stereo system, all decked in gold, and a part of a future incarnation of TryanCare.
