American Vice President Mike Pence has embraced method acting in his latest role, portraying French ultra-right presidential candidate Marine Le Pen in a new film. A joint Russian/American/French production, Pence completed his post-op gender reassignment through Obamacare, ironically, before showing up on the set.
The plot of the film diverges from similar work, focusing on the lives of the ultra rich as they punish poor dissidents, minorities, immigrants, children, and women. “Rich people are really oppressed, so much fake news, we had to movie a movie about this,” said Putin speaking through Trump at a rally for Le Pen.
The title translates to “Le Pen is in a saddle” or perhaps “Followers of Le Pen are on the backside of history.” It will go direct to streaming, check for it on Amaflex.
President Trump was fine with the gender change. “We’re all boys, practically, in the White House, what with Melania in Manhattan, it gets lonely around here.”
Mike changed his name legally to “Michelle Le Pence”, rubbing it in the face of the Obamas. “I’m the first lady now, and I even have the same name,” he said. The Obamas had no comment.