by JONAH BAKER 4/24/2017
French Presidential Candidate Marine Le Pen, who’s National Front party and ambitions are quite frightening, has come in a close second in elections and qualifies for a run-off in May. But that didn’t stop her from co-starring in this horrible musical along with Trump and his clan, Putin, and baritone Steve Bannon as “the dark one.” Le Pen promises, if elected, to “make France grand again,” whereby the “peasants” will be reduced to stealing bread and encouraged to blame immigrants and whatever “others” are politically convenient.
Trump tweeted, “Great movie. They have a barricade in it, like a wall, only portable. Extras literally killed and tons of bodice-ripping, and slavery. I’m great, I give myself two thumbs up my academy award.”
The films is a co-production of Putin and the Russian mafia. The American and French subsidiaries were silent partners. Inspector Putin relentlessly works to undermine elections in 19th century France and America, when he is faced with a shortage of vodka at the party afterwards. When Putin finally sings the truth, Mitch McConnell replied. “Clinton rigged the primaries, we rigged the general… you can’t sail the ship of state without rigging.” as he feasted on the flesh of tiny refugee children in butter sauce.
Ivanka and Jared Trump plummet in their duet, “Master in da house,” reconceived as a hip-hop number. Putin described it as, “Just like Hamilton without human soul.” Ivanka has released a new line of Les Mis clothing, “The Colors of Poverty,” that will be available at the White House boutique where foreign diplomats will be required to shop before meeting with the first-fascist-family.
from NBC News (@NBCNews):
73% of Americans want an independent investigation into Russia’s involvement in the 2016 election: NBC/WSJ poll https://t.co/ldXhIZrSFd https://t.co/Uq7Xnvu6Jr
