by JONAH BAKER MUNICH, Germany. During his Europe sojourn, President Trump sat in a zoo with two polar cubs to explain why he’s withdrawing the…
Month: May 2017
by JONAH BAKER President Trump announced via parable-tweet that all further communication, either to or from the White House, will end in the prayer word…
by JONAH BAKER FFN Podcast Dragons and Other Myths of the Civil War Featuring: an exclusive song by Irene Douglas and letters from the pictured heroes…
Republicans broke new ground by suggesting that Republican Congressman-To-Be Greg Gianforte apologize for body slamming a reporter the night before elections. The Guardian Reporter, Ben…
By Jonah Baker THE VATICAN Catholics and art lovers everywhere were horrified to learn that Trump attempted to repaint the Sistine Chapel to promote his…
By Jonah Baker May 20, 2017 The estate of Italian citizen P. Geppetto, widely known as Pinocchio, has filed in international court against Trump. The filing…
A Cockey man in Baltimore, years ago, built banks, buildings, railroads perhaps, and here he lies. They named a town after him, Cockeysville, you can…
By Jonah Baker May 16, 2017 WASHINGTON, DC. Trump’s unencrypted laptop, on which he shares state secrets with Russian models on OKCupid, has…
by Jonah Baker 5/12/2017 Sean Spicer was seen wandering around in the darkness Wednesday night but only now is it revealed, in these exclusive FFNews photos,…
by Jonah Baker, 5/10/2017 Sally in Trumped-Up-Land asked When and Why, All were fighting over letters, F and B and I. Father Trump fired poor Comey’s…