by Jonah Baker 5/12/2017
Sean Spicer was seen wandering around in the darkness Wednesday night but only now is it revealed, in these exclusive FFNews photos, that he was coming from a seance with an unidentified medium. This is part of an ongoing investigation of Trump’s journeys into a strange land.
Well Sean was alarmed with good reason, as the spirit of none other than former President Richard Nixon was the contacted soul. Nixon said, “Why did you fire Comey, you idiot. I told you to fire the Commies, the Commies! That Putin is definitely a commie, and you should harbor none of the communist threat among your allies. Now your next move is to take about secret tapes and whatever you do, record everything! You’re making me look great! Now go back to sleep, Donnie, you won’t remember this happened.”
Trump kept smiling through and apparently thinks he just purchased Watergate and that its a gated community in the everglades not far from Mar a Lago….
Before Spicer wandered out into the darkness, he may have heard Nixon instruct Trump to, “Hire Ron Ziegler as Press Secretary. Fire the spice guy. Ron did great for me… he’ll do great for you… and consider pissing off the CIA, they love a good fight. You have only enemies, Donald. Now go tweet off and get some sleep.”
