Russian song for ruler’s birthday
Seems the Russians celebrated Trumps birthday
Posted by Fake Fake News on Wednesday, June 14, 2017
People worldwide are celebrating Trump’s birthday by enjoying their last days of breathing in clean air and remembering all that has been in a disappearing world. But Russia is the real focus of the festivities with a public barbecue planned “American style” in Putin’s highly secured completely private estate.
The resident has been spending the day with loved ones Jared and Steve, practicing again and again simple phrases in Russian, such as “Сколько денег вам нужно отмыть” (Which kind of vodka is best to launder your money?) or “В следующий раз, когда я хочу выиграть большое всенародное голосование” (Next time, give me big popular vote win, golf vacation, and smarter sons.) Exciting that Russian will soon be mandatory in US schools.
This old Russian birthday “Song for Rulers” gently complains about what the world is like under dictatorships, thus providing a state-sanctioned outlet for lamentation. Putin is very proud, having personally overseen Trump’s training in the People’s Autocrat Academy in St. Petersburg. Trump almost failed out several times, but his internship in the United States is going well and the song has been changed to celebrate Russia’s favorite step-son.
Old Russian Birthday Song for Rulers Never mind protestors in the rain, for the oceans are rising they say. Who cares if sick and poor complain Let’s celebrate our ruler’s birthday. Every whim becomes an order He will eat all the birthday cake There will be no, friendly borders I hope news that we’re screwed is fake He laughs at Comey’s testimony Untold millions his tweets infest On His birthday, we must obey Insult him and tomorrow you’re next Every whim becomes an order He will eat all the birthday cake There will be no, friendly borders I hope news that we’re screwed is fake
Note that the film is the source of a beloved Russian traditional children’s birthday song, and we hear it is sung throughout Eastern Europe. We attempted to honor the spirit of the song but you can see the original with English subtitles here.
