Pence “Trans-Forms” for Film Role

movie poster for Les Mis, as redone with Mike Pence playing Marine Le Pen
Mike Pence joins the “pantsuit nation”. But did Mike just swallow the mic?

American Vice President Mike Pence has embraced method acting in his latest role, portraying French ultra-right  presidential candidate Marine Le Pen in a new film. A joint Russian/American/French production, Pence completed his post-op gender reassignment through Obamacare, ironically, before showing up on the set. 

The plot of the film diverges from similar work, focusing on the lives of the ultra rich as they punish poor dissidents, minorities, immigrants, children, and women. “Rich people are really oppressed, so much fake news, we had to movie a movie about this,” said Putin speaking through Trump at a rally for Le Pen.

Trump greets Pence after surgery
Trump welcomed the new Pence, grabbing him by the , well, tickling him.

The title translates to “Le Pen is in a saddle” or perhaps “Followers of Le Pen are on the backside of history.” It will go direct to streaming, check for it on Amaflex.

President Trump was fine with the gender change. “We’re all boys, practically, in the White House, what with Melania in Manhattan, it gets lonely around here.”

Mike Pence aka “Michelle Le Pence” at a press conference. Does he look kind of Jewish here? Oy!

Mike changed his name legally to “Michelle Le Pence”, rubbing it in the face of the Obamas. “I’m the first lady now, and I even have the same name,” he said. The Obamas had no comment.