WASHINGTON, D.C. The White House has invited members of Covington Catholic boys school for a “Blackout Party.” Sarah Sanders said the party is, “Nothing to…
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By Jonah Baker SACRAMENTO Governor Jerry Brown announced that he will be leaving office with a plan in place that addresses several issues at once, including immigration,…
by Jonah Baker WASHINGTON, D.C. Trump sent an undisclosed package to Santa’s helper Bobbi Shaw, with a written-out tweet card, sending holiday markets into a…
Secretary Hillary Clinton has accused Senator Bernie Sanders of attempting to address the real problems of the American people. “Of course we needed to fix…
BY JONAH BAKER BOWELS, EARTH. Steve Bannon, murmuring “blood and soil” to himself, took the first shovelful of soil for the expansion of the Trump…
by Jonah Baker GOLF COURSE, NEW JERSEY. President D. Trump has given himself a record 98% approval rating today, perhaps saving his administration from…
Cosby tapped as Trump’s lawyer. Bill Cosby is celebrating his mistrial with a jump back into acting reminiscent of his early days in I Spy.…
by JONAH BAKER Austin, TX At Whole Foods Headquarters, the merger went faster than expected with Amazon, creating a company that promises to bring the…
Russian song for ruler’s birthday Seems the Russians celebrated Trumps birthday Posted by Fake Fake News on Wednesday, June 14, 2017 People worldwide are…