by JONAH BAKER March 15, 2017 Ajanta Caves, Aharashta, India Bartholomew Chase, inventor of the children’s game Hide and Go Seek, as any child can…
Author: jonah
by JONAH BAKER March 11, 2017 Under a full moon, costumed revelers at the new administrations first Purim gathering were surprised to see a bit…
by JONAH BAKER March 9, 2017 The CIA, taking advantage of the massive publicity of the WikiLeaks trove, has pushed the release of their…
The Trump family has made an attempt to dismember the Statue of Liberty. This is what it would look like as part of the Trump…
Dr. Ben Carson, Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, has drawn ire for his ignorant comments on slavery. He said: ‘There were other immigrants who came…
by JONAH BAKER March 6, 2017 President Trump, apparently en route to China late last night, sent a series of tweets about an Acupuncture scandal that have…
by Jonah Baker March 3, 2017 Siberia, Russia. Russian President Vladmir Putin has provide solution to capitalist American problem. He send American Congress one case vodka…
by Jonah Baker March 3, 2017 AL-KARAMA Camp, near Turkish Border. Melania Trump risked her nail polish and her husband’s reputation as a brutal isolationist with…
WHITESPACE, VOID. President Trump, each night around 2 a.m., is being deported into a golden-mirrored Void. In this space of blinding whiteness and Twilight Zone…
by JONAH BAKER 2/28/2017 WASHINGTON, D.C. People everywhere were shocked to learn yesterday that the most powerful country in the world is being run by…