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by JONAH BAKER 6/6/2017 Diana, a wondrous woman and immigrant from the island nation of Themyscira, was named Special Counsel of the Russia-gate investigation. Using…
by JONAH BAKER President Trump just pulled the United States out of the historic Paris Climate Agreement, siting pressure from the Koch Brothers and a…
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by JONAH BAKER President Trump announced via parable-tweet that all further communication, either to or from the White House, will end in the prayer word…
by JONAH BAKER FFN Podcast Dragons and Other Myths of the Civil War Featuring: an exclusive song by Irene Douglas and letters from the pictured heroes…
Republicans broke new ground by suggesting that Republican Congressman-To-Be Greg Gianforte apologize for body slamming a reporter the night before elections. The Guardian Reporter, Ben…
By Jonah Baker THE VATICAN Catholics and art lovers everywhere were horrified to learn that Trump attempted to repaint the Sistine Chapel to promote his…
By Jonah Baker May 20, 2017 The estate of Italian citizen P. Geppetto, widely known as Pinocchio, has filed in international court against Trump. The filing…
A Cockey man in Baltimore, years ago, built banks, buildings, railroads perhaps, and here he lies. They named a town after him, Cockeysville, you can…