by JONAH BAKER April 7, 2017 Washington D.C. Steve Bannon has been removed from Trump’s National Security Council, to be replaced by German emigre…
by JONAH BAKER 4/1/2017 FERGUSON, Missouri — At a screening of Get Out, Tomi Lahren allegedly followed former San Fransisco 49er Quarterback Colin Kaepernick into the…
It was 1936 at the Kentucky Derby and the crowd was dressed in their May finest. As the royalty of racing assembled at the starting…
by JONAH BAKER March 27, 2017 Controversy erupted today over a Fox News report that Trump had worked the weekend at the White House, when…
Senator Paul Ryan, his sunglasses askew, swims in the arms of his political ally President Trump. They are taking time after the defeat of their…
Judge Neil Gorsuch’s nomination hearing to be the ninth and tie-breaking member of the Supreme Court of the United States is underway and revelations have…
Tonight by candlelight, Republican Count Paul von Ryan opened up the crypt of his heart to talk truth about the “Affluent Care Act”. In a reclusive interview at…
Washtington, DC. Donald Trump will be returning to his gift as a performer to co-star with campaign guru Vladmir Putin in a retelling of the…
Remember when Nixon put together his dream band? You probably don’t, because the 18 minutes of tape were erased where he was allegedly discussing the assassination…
Kid Morpheus, a hacker who received a doctorate at MIT while in utero, has unveiled the long feared Simplarity. “I’m a symptom of that which I…